Monday, February 23, 2009

Those [halal] shoes are mine, betch.


Halal shoes, you say?

Yes, halal shoes.

Technically speaking, only footwear that uses leather can qualify for this category. In order for the shoe to be halal, the animal from which the leather comes from needs to have been killed in accordance with Islamic shari'a laws. 

If the shoes have any trace of pig leather [which the majority do], then your tender tootsies, and subsequently you, can't attain religious bliss. Sorry, people.

Halal meat I can understand, but halal brogans? Halal flats? Halal heels? Halal moccasins? Do I see a new trend in the making?

Buy 'em now, wear 'em proud, save yourself a seat in Heaven.

11 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... i need to get me one of those !!!!!

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  2. Bal3aa :P

    looooooooooool i love this post ..:D
    u bring the smile to my face :P

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  3. 0.o 0.o 0.o
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    SHARIA':-
    –noun Islam.
    law, seen as deriving from the Koran, hadith, ijma╩┐, and qiyas.

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  4. people are ridiculous, this is almost as bad as a Halal Falafel sign I saw!

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  5. hahahahahahahahaha this is sooooo funny .. i love it ;* i think i know who said this (( 7ezb allah :P ))

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  6. This is absolutely brilliant. Because you know, the diseases one finds in the flesh of pigs can most definitely be absorbed through the soles of the feet. Highly dangerous to your health. Such illnesses are so vicious, they are not only able to tough out the tanning process and valiantly fight all the chemicals they encounter, but they can rip their way through the final finishing into the pores of your skin. Buy halal shoes, my friends. Your life depends on it.

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  7. i spite at the so called halal shoes WFT wain ga3deen!!!! *khaaatooof*

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  8. OOOOOO GODD!!! ONLY YOU!! i love it love it love it!!!!

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  9. ur gettin me a pair of halal marc jacobs flats cuz its 7aram if they have pig fat i dont wanna b a KOUFFAR!

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  10. WHERE CAN YOU GET HALAL SHOES FROM??????

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  11. http://eco-vegan-shoes.com/

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