Really?

Fucking, Austria.

Population: 104. 

Located 33 kilometers outside of Salzburg.

What I'm saying is... Fucking is a TOWN.

Now I can say "I love Fucking" without sounding obscene.

For the record, it's pronounced "foo-king", not that other way you're thinking of.

Random note: this little village gets its sign stolen a lot by sniggering, foul-minded people not unlike yourselves. So to combat this little bout of kleptomania, the mayor of Fucking [tee hee] has the sign rooted into the ground with cement and welded to a steel bar.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria